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Whaddaya want, eh? Some kinda neon-green cocktail like yours is down on da Jersey Shore gettin' wrecked with Pooki, Nooki or whatever-her-name is? This ain't spring break and if ya know what's good for ya you'll hav’a Manhattan. Oh, your Manhattans have vermouth in ‘em? Fuhgeddaboudit, Mr. Fancy Face. Yours'll have cherry, blackcurrant, and anise and you'll like it or else we’ll find ya some concrete loafers and serve ya up a mouthful of the East River..
THE TASTE Pear, Apple, Cherry, Blackcurrant, & Orange
THE COCKTAIL Mix equal parts Mob Man and RYE WHISKEY.
